Welcome to the wacky wonderland of real estate in Garsfontein, Pretoria, Gauteng! Behold, a split-level masterpiece that will leave you chuckling and gasping for breath. This 4-bedroom, 2-and-a-half-bathroom extravaganza is so spacious, it's practically a small village!
Need a place to hide from your kids or escape your responsibilities? Fear not, for this home offers a flexi space that can be an office or, why not, a secret lair for plotting world domination—your choice!
Feeling chilly? No worries, one of the bedrooms comes with its own fireplace, perfect for roasting marshmallows or rehearsing your Oscar-worthy monologues. Oh, and did I mention that every room has air conditioning, except for the dining room? Well, clearly, they believe in saving the chill for mealtime drama!
But wait, there's more! Prepare to be entertained by the entertainment area that offers a stunning view of the east of Pretoria. On a clear day, you can even wave to your neighbor's cat!
Hungry for adventure? Well, how about indulging in the culinary delights of a large kitchen with a double oven? You can bake a cake while roasting a turkey, while boiling pasta, while... you get the picture. But wait, the fun doesn't stop there—there's a pizza oven by the swimming pool! The only risk is becoming an actual pizza yourself, rolling in laughter!
Worried about power outages? Fret not! This glorious abode is equipped with a generator that can power the whole house. You'll never be left in the dark, even during a thunderstorm or a surprise alien invasion!
And last but not least, let's talk garage. This bad boy can fit not one, not two, but three cars! That's right, folks—family SUVs, grandma's vintage car collection, and your teenage son's first attempt at fixing up a jalopy—all will fit like a jigsaw puzzle.
If you've got a big family and an even bigger sense of humor, this house near Garsfontein High School and businesses is perfect for you! Just be prepared to laugh, love, and create unforgettable memories in this delightfully quirky home!
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Call now before it disappears into the realm of legendary listings!!!!!!